EDDY MERKIN

Lars Sternberg killing it again

2012-01-20T10:18:00.000-08:00

Check out the new Lars and Bars video and also check out Matt Slaven he's a bad ass.

Lars N Bars Episode 3 from Transition Bikes on Vimeo.

Pizza Boomerang

2012-01-13T11:50:00.000-08:00

Merry X-mas from the voice of reason.

2011-12-25T00:02:00.000-08:00

Just Saying

Fuck you Norway

2011-12-23T19:34:00.000-08:00

Apparently Norway is having a butter crisis which leads me again to ascertain that every other country in the world sucks. It also proves another point we are the funniest country in the world which leads me to believe Carrot Top is from the Ukraine.

Thank you butter for doing what we couldn't, ruin christmas.

In case you couldn't understand the last one maybe you can understand this. I think it's in foreign

Back to my point, America has butter you don't, and we're funny.

Also the only thing better than Norway having no butter is America has so much we're deep frying it. Fuck you Norway

Krunk Shox

2011-12-23T18:09:00.000-08:00

Eddy Merkin meet Alex. Some of you have already met him if you haven't find him at the next race, bar, gutter etc and meet him, because Eddy Merkin+Team Robot+Krunk Shox= good for us bad for everyone else.

LEAGUE of LEAGUES (I could explain it to you, but it would involve things like words, graphs and maybe a power point so just look at this picture)

Here is Alex aka Krunk Shox gettin Krunk

You already have a pack, It's called Eddy Merkin!

2011-12-20T14:43:00.000-08:00

Meet our new team member.

2011-12-20T14:34:00.001-08:00

I love comedians and hate cops

2011-12-20T14:23:00.000-08:00

DUDE BARN

2011-12-07T19:00:00.000-08:00

Any of you people who read this should know of the Dude Barn it's basically the same thing as Eddy Merkin but for skateboarding. Not only do they party really fucking hard, but they're also really creative. Check out the videos below, then after you're done check out the Dude Barn site cause it's awesome then every week from now on return to the Dude Barn site and be reminded why America is Great.

This is Danny aka Stankin Rankin of cat shit records fame who did the Scraps the cat video I posted a bit ago. The video is his new jam about the world of online dating. Apparently Ok Cupid is a legit dating site where people go to slam check it out. Danny also owns and runs Affordable Beds a sweet bed shop in Northeast Portland. If you like sleeping, partying, drinking, skateboarding, biking or anything else awesome and need a bed go to affordable beds and tell Danny Verg sent you.

This other one is a Dude Barn rap project with Danny from above video and Brandon also from the Dude Barn.

Yep legit as fuck!

Merkin Approved

2011-11-29T10:12:00.000-08:00

That's using your can.

Ginger

2011-11-28T13:55:00.000-08:00

Our yearly Public Service Announcement. Gingers do have souls

At 2:20 he forgets that Gingers also have freckles

In conclusion I like gingers, especially with whiskey.

2011-11-24T14:12:00.001-08:00

What were thankful for. Beers, babes, wheat, chain lube, swords, Y allens, Team Robot, employee discounts, PBR, puppies, veggie bacon, disc brakes, tubeless tires, berms, vans.

Eddy Merkin Trivia

2011-11-22T12:53:00.000-08:00

I might make this into something that occurs at some sort of regular interval or I might give up on it like I did on college.
What's Better than a guy on a buffalo?

Leave your answer in the comments and if I don't hate it and the little bit of motivation I have left isn't wasted on getting drunk you might actually win something.

Charlie Kills it

2011-11-22T12:35:00.001-08:00

Stole this shit from the TONIC FAB blog Charlie circa 2005. I would like to point out that I too have a jean vest only my is not black acid washed it's more of a lighter blue. Great minds think mediocre.

Here is a bike check on his Transition TR450 done like a pro.

Charlie Sponsel riding a TR450 from Jackson Gango on Vimeo.

Getting Klunk!

2011-11-21T16:26:00.000-08:00

Fire Lane 5 anyone?

Lars N Bars gets Klunking from Transition Bikes on Vimeo.

Knowing is half the battle

2011-11-21T12:57:00.000-08:00

Found these gems. They're a little history on the Merkin.

Cuntry Western wednesdays

2011-11-21T12:25:00.000-08:00

It's not Wednesday but it's a weekly update that hasn't happened in about 5 months so lower your expectations already

I listen to this song every time I roll into Vegas. Kenny Rogers is so legit Wyclef remixed this song about 20 years later

Not really cuntry but solid as petrified shit. This jam is about Danny from the Dude Barn
cat Scraps

This is an old Mean Jeans video shot at Georges house

2011-11-18T16:48:00.000-08:00

Fucked up-check
funny-check
Eddy Merkin approved-check

Text Mex

2011-10-31T22:00:00.000-07:00

Got this gem the other day
"I just Krazy glued my fingers together. NO, not on purpose."

A little inspiration!

2011-10-31T21:26:00.001-07:00

Finally found a use for all the PBR smashed can stickers Merkin associate Slaven gave me.

DIRT IS THE SHIT

2011-10-28T10:07:00.000-07:00

I meant that both in reference to the decomposed mix of organic and inorganic material that pads our bike tires an gets smashed into our torn skin as well as the magazine. If you haven't seen DIRT magazine you suck and I'm not sure who let you know about this website, but they should be kicked in the balls. Here is a bunch of shit I ripped of their website today. It's fucking solid and proves you don't have to me Amerkin to kick ass, but it sure helps.

Pumpkin Deathstar. Almost as cool as the pumpkin in the post below.

I think this is the same guy that did the Christmas Reign in Blood video. Oh you didn't see that one. Well get your act together and check this pile of shit blog more often. I know it won't interfere with your "life", you don't have one.
Exhibit A: You're reading this blog so you can't have real things to do aka life
Exhibit B: You're reading this blog, so you must be friends with one of us, so you must not be successful aka have a life

This is a Kashima coated condom, if you're not familiar with Kashima it's the gold shit Fox puts on their fork stanchion to make them buttery smooth so the bumps don't feel so bumpy. Basically it makes your fork feel better, so if it makes you bike ride better just imagine the improvements that can be made in the way your mom rides.

Happy Haloween. Get drunk, scare some kids and try to hook up with a Slutty (insert costume here) this weekend!

2011-10-22T00:23:00.001-07:00

Bar has been raised!

2011-10-22T00:04:00.001-07:00

Bar has been set!

Pu$$y

2011-10-17T14:24:00.000-07:00

Eddy Merkin X Team Robot X Dudebarn

2011-10-13T09:56:00.000-07:00

This is what it's like when Eddy Merkin, Team Robot, and a little bit of Dudebarn get together. We are the race car. The deer is the world crossing our path.

2011-10-10T21:36:00.001-07:00

Guess who's coming to town?

Animals hate 29ers too!

2011-10-10T12:10:00.000-07:00

Proof that 29ers are gay.

A-hole animals

2011-10-06T19:43:00.000-07:00

This panda is an asshole, which is exactly why I want to be friends with him after 2:00 is perfection. You stay strong panda, don't let China get you down.

This cat is also an asshole, but I don't want to be friends with it.

Text Mex

2011-10-06T17:20:00.000-07:00

I was trying to sit down and catch up with some awesome word base cellular communications I've received recently and got this gem.
"I'm drinking jack and ginger at a party without Shimano, it feels weird."

Got this one a while ago held on to it to protect the identity.
"got a booty text on the way home. Going to stay at that girl's house. Blankets are out for you. See you in the AM."

This one was completely random and unsolicited.
"Band name Blooddiaper"

2011-10-06T17:15:00.000-07:00

This dude is on a razor scooter which is the height of doucheness, but he's also a bad ass and since bad ass trumps douche every time he's legit. Watch and prepare to have your mind exploded from the inside out.

For Verg.

2011-09-28T09:49:00.000-07:00

Add another kind of PBR to your list.

2011-09-27T20:43:00.001-07:00

Knuckle tat game in NYC. Apparently Boss Rape is not the best first impression!

2011-09-23T15:47:00.000-07:00

Good 'ol American ingenuity failing. Is it a skateboard? Is it a bike? Is it a blended pile of shit and vomit on on the rocks in a martini glass masquerading as a machine called the sbyke. Yes, yes it is.

2011-09-13T00:56:00.001-07:00

Bet you wish you were at Interbike!

Bike Love

2011-09-08T10:20:00.001-07:00

Text Mex

2011-08-25T10:47:00.000-07:00

AT - Episode fiver or six features the first appearance of the kids' teacher. I'm toying with the idea of giving him your mustache. His original name was Mr. Merkin, but they made me change that.

Me - All of that sounds so awesome except for the name change.

AT - Yeah. Pretty bummed that you can't be Mr. Merkin.

Lunchablez

2011-08-17T16:28:00.000-07:00

2011-07-12T00:25:00.001-07:00

Text Mex...
I'm at Specialized 2012 launch and called Park asking him if he was up for drinks. Here is his response....
"I'm out drinks tomorrow. See you at the demo."
LAME!

Cuffs and Dogs

2011-07-10T10:41:00.000-07:00

2011-07-09T00:05:00.001-07:00

Text Mex....
Space docking

2011-07-08T23:22:00.001-07:00

Text Mex
Anything particular you want? I have pictures of both Danny and pat's dicks from last weekend.

Challenge... Again

2011-07-08T20:16:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure this blog was started for 3 reasons 1. Fun 2. None of us actually have the motivation, creativity etc to make a "real" website and 3. some of the overachievers in our group (there are very few and they are usually marry in) don't have time to read through our shitty google group's shitty emails to see eye raping you tube videos, and also some of them have real jobs where eye raping you tube videos are NSF (that means not safe for work, which means that the person is so busy at work not watching sweet videos that they have to abbreviate words like nsf so they can have more time to suck at work, WTF?). Anyways basically this is a call out to all the people that have access to this blog (no not you and no you can't have access because you suck) and are not posting. I want everyone with access to post one thing no matter how shitty. I start with this.

This is called Cowboy Poker. Last man sitting wins.

This is also awesome, but I disagree with the last statement.

2011-07-08T19:56:00.001-07:00

Eddy Merkin for minnie fridge!

Cuntry Western wednesdays

2011-07-08T19:11:00.000-07:00

Well guys it's that time of the week again. Well actually it's Friday and I missed the last 2-3 weeks, but that's why this cuntry is great. The Freedom to be a shitty, lazy, unmotivated, underachieving, disappointing asshole or as I call it the Verg clause. Anyways this week was the 4th of July aka Freedom Day. To celebrate it there were great explosions, laughs and a little singed flesh, but if people die to protect our freedom than I sure as hell think that's its ok for innocent people to get a little flesh wound now and then. It really help to remind us of the sacrifices that were made so we can combine booze and fireworks into an irresponsible freedom cocktail.

FUCK YEAH

WITH A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY AND AN DREAM I'm OUT!

2011-07-06T16:56:00.001-07:00

My day is better than yours is!

Piranhas are awesome

2011-06-13T20:54:00.000-07:00

Kinda gnarly even for me

Cuntry Western wednesdays

2011-06-09T19:16:00.000-07:00

It's not Wednesday. Fuck You.

PS I'll Be there around the 4th.

The host of that show above is Patrick Duffy you may be more familiar with his appearance as Scuzzlebuts leg on South Park

Text Mex

2011-06-03T23:46:00.000-07:00

We'll kids it's been a while since the last text mex, but this one might be the best. I usually make these anonomys, but I have to post the author.
My little sister.
"have you ever had a shower beer"
Me
"yep"
My little sister
"they're awesome, I just had a PBR one, and I told mom about them, and she tried one and thinks they're awesome"

Finally roof that awesomeness is genetic!

Cuntry Western wednesdays

2011-06-03T22:21:00.000-07:00

Well I'm in the south now rolled through South Carolina, Kentucky, Georgia (Hotlanta) and Alabama its the first time I've been down here but hopefully not the last. It's a little weird, but a little familiar. I'll explain later for now my feelings can only be expressed in southern flavored cuntry jams.

There is no more appropriate song that I will ever play for Cuntry Wednesday!!!!!!!!

Song Of The South

It's Alabama for fucks sake and I'm in Alabama, try to beat that, and if anyone posts an America song I'll punch you in the dick/vag. I'm an equal opportunity asshole.

PS I don't think they are referring to weed when they say "high cotton" because they follow it with "old time are not forgotten" and we all know that pot effects short term memory.

This next one is just fucking amazing. It's a video of some people much like ourselves that appear to not care 'bout much and even better they took there oppression hating lack of singing skills to Europe and made a mediocre singing edit of there trip (notice how many times beer is involved). I love beer. I probably wouldn't have been born without it.

Best drunkvideo I've seen since this Connor Kellys Classic

On a side note the original reason Cuntry Western Wednesdays exists CDB has something to say.If you don't think this guy is a bad ass then go wash out the sand because you don't have the guts to grow a pearl.

I'm out

Spliff

2011-06-03T13:53:00.000-07:00

Vegan Black Metal Chef

2011-05-30T17:42:00.000-07:00

The End of The World

2011-05-21T10:21:00.000-07:00

Well everyone today is the last day on the earth as we know it so I suggest that we party harder than usual. The Rapture is coming, no not the shitty band. God is pissed off and we're all going to hell. Think about it does it really matter if we go to hell 60 years early. We're there forever and so I think in the end 60 years isn't going to bum me out too much (although I have yet to do drugs off a strippers tits). Anyways see you guys in hell after 6PM eastern time 3PM Pacific, and don't forget to bring your coozy. It's going to be hard to keep your beer cold down there.

Just our luck right when we got some publicity on Vital MTB (check the sticker on the tool box) the world is ending. Yep that's about right.

This tool box travels worldwide meaning Eddy Merkin is now world famous

Speaks for Itself

2011-05-16T10:19:00.000-07:00

Silvia - Matt Miles from Silvia Films on Vimeo.

This video reminds us not only of how we want to ride but who we like to watch riding. Darkness Merkin is a pretty smooth guy and I have a feeling he would feel at home on this trail. He found the video and shared it on our Google Group after all.

Ethar's Evil Soverign

2011-05-11T08:53:00.000-07:00

Recently I rode my Little Bike, as we call them here at Eddy Merkin center for intelligence, at the Super D-errific trails of Sandy Ridge.
Needless to say the ride and how I rode were significantly different to my 2010 SJFSR.

GET SOME!

Key Features

Rock Shox Pike 426 U-Turn. Good for jumps good for DH
Saint Cranks
Rhino Lite Hoops because they are classic.
Clippy Pedals

The sliding dropouts and adjustable fork make this a versatile little bike.

Skate Video Battle

2011-05-09T14:56:00.000-07:00

Recently at the Eddy Merkin center of communication there has been some sharing of inspiration videos on the internet. Said videos contain freedom riders of the stunt wood persuasion. Skateboarders! As we all know George of the Dude Barn fame is as connected to the vein of skateboarding as Charlie Sheen to the pulsating heart of 18ur old prostitutes.
Jimmy, an O.G. skater from Jersey and EM aficionado, dropped a sweet viddy of a hippy skater freestyling to Pentagram! It inspired.
George quickly returned two cuts on the same thread that are equally inspiring. Most noteably the Japanese cut with hair ball rail riding rather than over under flippy tricks.

Tim and Eric - Roger of the Month - March 2010 from Roger Skateboards on Vimeo.

Cuntry Wednesdays

2011-05-04T22:34:00.000-07:00

We'll assholes it's Wednesdays so you know what that means. More freedom music. This Wednesday is a very special one. It marks the first Wednesday of the season on the road or as I like to call it, he time when I stop hating my job.

This song is awesome, but the movie is asomer. If you don't like it you probably support terrorism.

This one is kinda like Convoy, but with Chuck Norris kicking ass with tight jeans hipsters are like Chuck Norris without any cool skills.

This video will teach you how to not lose, or you could just copy me.

What in The Helm

2011-04-24T00:32:00.000-07:00

Tonight in the bar the matriarch's shirt interjects "stupid kills, but not fast enough" it seems she believes evolution is as quick as the hand of American justice. Lucky for you the blade of a Merkin strikes with the weight of an arrow from an Yew bow. Watch " Robbin Hood Prince of Thieves" then you'll get it.

2011-04-22T00:35:00.001-07:00

Sorry it's been a while since the last text mess...
"Im moving out of my apt for the summer so im eptying it out. Your stuff (nun-chucks etc.) is in a plastic tote under your van. I forgot i had brought it into work until just now"

That my friends is how to remain Merkin. Be so cool that your awesomeness can be forgotten without anyone even noticing.

2011-04-22T00:00:00.001-07:00

What in the Helm
At the Helm and again the bar maid's shirt reads "drink till you want me" for the second time I'm going to have to refuse on the basis that I still have self worth.

Thanks Carey Schleicher-Haselhorst

2011-04-17T12:35:00.000-07:00

Western Wednesdays

2011-04-12T19:18:00.001-07:00

This one is about moonshining and growing weed. know all of you will like, if you don't like it you're either ignorant or straightedge (sober and ignorant).

I'm headed to Sea Otter tonight and won't be back till Monday so this seems a little appropriate.

Flying the Friendly Skies

2011-04-11T13:55:00.000-07:00

Now Virgin America is up to speed on my likes and dislikes. PS I thought there might be more virgins on the airplane. I might have to report them to the better business bureau for false advertising.

2011-04-10T17:58:00.000-07:00

How fast does Team Robot go? According to my calculations real fucking fast. Robots are faster than humans FACT! Looking at the picture you can tell Charlie is blurry because he is approaching the speed of light. It's definitely not because it's a shitty cell phone pic. I have an iPhone for fucks sake.

Sent from iphone

Horray for Me

2011-04-01T21:44:00.000-07:00

Today is the one year anniversary of the last time I paid rent. I want to thank you all for making my dream happen especially Connor Kelley, Rikki and Chip for letting me crash at their house. Here's to making it 730 days! To quote a dead person: Freedom is just another word for nothing left to loose. Because I don't have much left to loose and because Rock always wins in the end...

Canadian Neck TIe

2011-03-29T08:01:00.000-07:00

More Mountain Biking Videos

Well we know what a Colombian neck tie is right? You slit some ones throat and then pull their tongue out the slit. Well a Canadian Neck Tie probably has something to do with slicing, Yukon, and being pretty fucking feral. I thought you few and dedicated readers of Eddy Merkin would enjoy the above video of Canadian Shredder Steve Smith. Take special note of the two wheel drift 46 seconds in to the thing. Unreal

Driving me crazy!

2011-03-28T12:52:00.000-07:00

Just got my California DL. Check out how awesome my pic is.

Jam of the Week (pretty fucking metal)

2011-03-27T08:34:00.000-07:00

I suggest you stop cutting your hair for the next 6 years so that you can properly enjoy this song. Eric, your're good...

2011-03-18T22:50:00.001-07:00

What in The Helm!
At The Helm again and tonight the bartender has again draped herself in a classy ensemble that reads: if you don't remember it didn't happen. So in retrospect about 5 hours every month doesn't happen for me. And if time is money then that could be the reason I'm always broke. Just a theory.

Totally Awesome

2011-03-18T22:03:00.000-07:00

Jimmy didn't post this on the blog so I did, cause it's dope.

Cuntry Wednesdays

2011-03-18T21:57:00.000-07:00

Yah so it's Friday fuck you.

Best line of the song "Lonely women and bad booze seem to be the only friends I have at all"

And this one goes out to all of you reading this blog.

What in the Helm V2

2011-03-17T20:32:00.001-07:00

To celebrate this St Patricks day the bar tender in The Helm shirt reads: 24 hours in St Patricks day 24 beers in a case coincedenc. Priceless.

Jam of the week (and it's not even metal)

2011-03-13T23:07:00.000-07:00

Cold Van'in

2011-03-12T21:27:00.000-08:00

From me to the world

2011-03-09T17:34:00.000-08:00

This one goes out to the world

on Winning

2011-03-09T17:16:00.000-08:00

This is like open pit mining

2011-03-07T16:43:00.000-08:00

Except Connor Fearon destroys the mountain in one short clip.

BOOM...Boom indeed

Natural Rim Job

2011-03-03T13:54:00.000-08:00

Watch and enjoy.

Winning

2011-03-02T21:26:00.000-08:00

Charlie Sheen is a genius. Listen to the interview below and tell me this man isn't the best example of the freedoms that make this country so great. He might be the greatest AMERKIN on this planet. Pay special attention to the mind blowing revelation at about 1:10

Easily the best interview I have ever heard. It's almost just one long quote of perfection.

My personal favorites. "I'm by winning" "I used to bang 7 grams rocks" "Dying's for fools" " You should have read the directions before you showed up at the party" "I blinked and I cured my brain" "Can't is the cancer of happen" "I'm proud of what I created. It was radical."

Western Wednesdays

2011-02-28T19:00:00.000-08:00

Yeah I know it's not Wednesday but then again my weekly updates come around about once a month so lower you're fucking standards already.

Roger Allan Wade is a badass.

Sure this on has Jackass footage, but Johnny Knoxville is his cousin.

I'm this a few days a week.

2011-02-17T17:02:00.001-08:00

Check out the newest member of the Transition Bikes team 1/2 way down the page.

Then check this out a sweet vid stolen from said blog.

AT-AT day afternoon from Patrick Boivin on Vimeo.

What in The Helm

2011-02-11T21:53:00.001-08:00

The bartender at The Helm in the OC consistently has some of the most amazingly trashy shirts I've ever seen. So today I start a new post called called "What in The Helm" and on this momentous night her shirt reads "drink till you want me" and if giving the choice I would rather drink till cirrhosis sets in.

Is that you Eddy Merkin?

2011-02-08T16:52:00.000-08:00

2011-02-04T15:41:00.001-08:00

We love scrabble. Fill in the blank.

How we do

2011-02-04T08:07:00.000-08:00

This is a Shaolin Monk doing their interpretation of Eddy Merkin. Hyperbole? If anything the monk should also be checking out a Hustler, Arm Wrestling a Bear, and Choking the world, but hey its just a Shaolin monk, this way he has something to work towards.

There is a single Verg line in this song

2011-02-04T08:05:00.000-08:00

See if you can catch it

2011-01-29T20:20:00.001-08:00

Just think of this as a friendly reminder of how much you all suck at riding bikes.

Alex Magallan: Emerald Video from Sunday Bikes

Bike Fixing Music

2011-01-26T12:37:00.000-08:00

There was a tradition that Thar, Darkness and I had in the 18th st Tavern and Omaha Saloon. Whenever we worked on bikes we listened to Charlie Daniels, it was required. There were many nights gone to 40's wrenches and Charlie Daniels music. To keep those memories alive I'm starting Cuntry Wednesday's. Come back every Wednesday (or at least until I give up on it like everything else in my life) for some sweet sounds of Americana. First off we have of course Charlie Daniels Band. It was hard to find a real CDB music video so I chose the following edit that is nothing short of amazing

Moments of Note: 1:45, 2:08 @2:35 they kick the fire in a barrel in the teeth, 2:50, 3:15, 3:34

SOTU

2011-01-25T23:41:00.000-08:00

So I searched Dragsters for sale, why because I want one and only occasionally does it hurt to dream. I found this http://www.dragstersforsale.com/. If you are like me then your attention would be immediately drawn to the center of the site where it states that the Dead Beat Customer Page has been Updated. Link,Jason Kirk, the myth and legend appears to have left his mark on the mid-west.

LANCE ARMSTRONG DOES DRUGS

2011-01-21T13:33:00.000-08:00

Steam Bike

2011-01-20T19:23:00.000-08:00

Can't imagine anything going wrong here. Large chunk of metal with fire in it heating water to over 212 degrees to be used to power a device that, without an engine, is the most efficient machine man has ever created. What's not to love. They even placed the fire box down low and near the bottom bracket to lesson the effect on what will surely be know as the best handling bike ever. Notice how he is going way faster for a way longer distance than any mortal ever could. Sucks for him MERKINS are not mortal. Even I could beat him and the only contests I usually win involve shotgunning and loosing at life.

Mamas Boy

2011-01-19T18:30:00.000-08:00

This piece of cinematic excellence is of our good friend Connor Kelly. Rumor has it the video was pulled off youtube because Chromeo didn't like that it was blowing up with their song on it. Lesson: Chromeo eat a dick and quit being a mamas boy.

Chromeo - Mama's Boy - Lake Shasta 2007

Marcs Videos | Myspace Video

It is winter

2011-01-19T10:24:00.000-08:00

It's pretty easy to say fuck it when it comes to riding in the winter. The couch, beer, and Netfix usually get the better of me until well into spring. With that in mind, check this video out. It's hits home with me for two reasons. First, it seems there are very few good videos on the interwebs these days that feature riding bikes with a single crown fork AND a front brake. Second, its a pretty good reminder that there is no real reason we can't be keeping our mountain bikes from collecting dust this time of year. Besides, apparently all you need is a neck brace to keep from freezing in the snow...

Chuwbakasode #1: Winter Ride from Mitch Chubey on Vimeo.

WeirWolf Tire Development

2011-01-16T20:10:00.000-08:00

This stuff is amazing. I love when Mark Weir says, "we are not going to sit there and hold your hand through the corner." Well spoken my good man. A little drift is a good thing. All thought it brings me great excitement to have new Maxxis UST High Roller rubber after seeing this video I wish I had gone WTB.

2011-01-16T00:48:00.000-08:00

FLOOD TRAIL Auburn, California

2011-01-14T19:31:00.000-08:00

Grand Theft Auto Slaughter Mayhem Filth

2011-01-11T22:05:00.000-08:00

Basically this Frenchie spent two years pulling together the clips for this film. I honestly didn't watch the whole thing, just up to where all the gun fire starts and digital people get so riddled with bullet holes it reminds me of watching a storm empty on a lake. If you have more time then me watch the whole thing, then take time to reflect on what you just did to yourself

The trashmaster (nouvelle version nouvelle voix-off !)
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Team Robot Wins

2011-01-09T15:08:00.000-08:00

This is Team Robot's submission to the bar drag bounty contest on Vital basically a contest to see who has the best video of bar scrubs in turns. People take contest way to seriously and Team Robot will win not only because of the sick video but also because they know contests are about FUN and Charlie looks good in drag. On a serious note if there was a contest of awesomeness for 2011 EDDY MERKIN would be a distant second to TEAM ROBOT.

PHIL AND CHAZ BAR DRAG - More Mountain Bike Videos

Douche

2011-01-06T10:33:00.000-08:00

We are against everything mentioned in the video below except fucking (but we are strongly against fucking to house music).

Merry Christmas From The Merkin Family

2010-12-24T22:50:00.000-08:00

2010-12-18T13:25:00.000-08:00

I'm only missing rapist glasses, a public masturbation coat and pencil crayons. I guess I have new goal for 2011.