Cuntry Western Wednesdays

Watch the videos below and realize that you have a long road ahead of you before you're even half as badass as either of of the first two people. The good thing is this site is a great place to start.  

 This is Hank 3's tribute GG Allin. 

 

 

 

 This is GG Allin  

 

 

 

This is message from Bourbon Crow by way of Eddy Merkin!

Thanksgiving!

Lets forget that this holiday is based on the fact that the Indians saved the unprepared pilgrims from starving by showing up with a feast of corn, turkey etc and in return we started a mass germicide that has been all but forgotten by modern America. Done with being a Debby Downer here's what we're thankful for: League of Leagues, tubeless tires, Sandy Ridge, 4x4 vans, aluminum, carbon, steel, ball bearings, suspension, flat bar cross bikes, Pabst, whiskey, tri-Allen's, torque wrenches, strip clubs, freedom, Jell-O shots, 40s, Slayer, burn outs, jumps, pump tracks, Team Robot, Malice, the internets, etc!

Cuntry Western wednesdays

Yep it's that time again where I post shit until lose motivation.


First off this song is about 1/3 of my dream a sailboat. The other 2/3s are a 4x4 van and a helicopter respectively. I also appreciate how he takes a horse onto his boat. It's that kind of out of the box thinking that makes Eddy Merkin seem reasonable.


"Pass me the bottle" pretty much sums up my day. Maybe a little more rockabilly, but it's all from the same place.


Found this gem.


Yep that dude. His other hits include "Lawyers, guns and money" as well as "Werevolves of London"

Fuck Youtah

This is an actual news story from Utah which proves that people in Utah are boring and stupid, Except for my friend Parker and Capt Ron. Here is the best part: "Adults in the neighbor hood looked inside but did not see any candy"

Rape Van Rock

 

Rape Van Hip Hop

Text Mex

This week has been a gold mine for text mex. I'm suspecting it has to to with lack of sleep and excess alcohol consumption.
"Gonna lay pipe in the room, keep er empty.."

Text Mex

"I am bouncing with tht big boobed mama!"

AMERKIN!!!!

You can thank me later.

Air Sex World Champs

It's good to know that even in other sports you have to wear the stars and bars kit at the world champs. I wonder where they put the rainbow stripes at?

The More You Know....

A public service announcement from Eddy Merkin!!!!!

Cuntry Western Wednesdays

CUNTRY:


Shout out to you from Me


ROCK:
A soft one for the ladies that I know are cyber stalking us on this blog


Happy Belated Birthday Merica!!!!!!!

I somehow just recorded my bar conversation into text and this is what resulted.

Hey there LAMR MRN like to give you the guy Micik married and have another look at any of that I won't kidnap married
What time are you calling more Polypore and available in San Diego
Mary Kennedy lived with another guy in another girl and they were going to put in her client would like to do that it is going to go to five

Anyone ever have a car disappear? Anyone ever have a second car disappear? Woke up this morning and our rental car was MIA. We went to the rental car place and reported it lost or stolen and now I'm on a plane to Portland. I'll let you know how this turns out, but whatever happens I'm sure a great story will come of it.

Fuck Off

The 3rd annual Eddy Merkin, Bowl off, Drink off, Fuck off was held at Monterrey Lanes on the Last day of Sea Otter. Beers were drunk, shit was broke and everyone that was there had more fun than you did in the whole month of April, moral of the story we rule you suck. A picture is worth a thousand words, but these fuckers are worth 1,000,000 virgin sacrifices. Thanks to Dylan Van/Von whatever for the photos they're legit as fuck. Just remember you could have been there but I bet you were busy losing. The thing to remember out of all of this is when Eddy Merkin throws a party you need to get the fuck there. Also remember that these are in no way in chronological order because I can't remember some of the night. Enjoy.

I made stickers if you didn't get any you still suck.

Lars with a new technique

And 5 pints on the landing

Lars and Eric combining forces for the wheel barrel technique.

Artistic shot courtesey of Dylan V

The dude in the hat came over to tell us or bowling tab was over $125 as a way to get us to leave.  Tyler only responded with cool keep it open and the dude was totally deflated.

Team work!

2 people 4 balls and it's not gay!

Obvious win!

Notice Lars' technique the ball is in mid flight off the "ramp" which was actually one of those bowling ramp guide things that helps kids, or as I like to call them pussies, to bowl and he got a strike.  Was that a run on sentence you're asking yourself, better ask yourself how that loan is doing college boy.

Crossing balls from one lane to the next.  In ghost busters crossing streams is bad in bowling it's really fucking fun.

Acting cool under fire is key.

Yes everything was actually this fucking funny

Please do loft balls

Mexican bowling alley stand off!

.. and it's stilllll fucking funny.

Cocoa with perfect technique apparently he was missing the point.

The man who took all the photos and who is an all around bad ass.

Verg someone beat you to it

I am bad at so many things

This is an example of something that at one point I have had dreams of being good at then these guys come along and pull shit off that I was unable to create in my dreams.

Creativity has know been crossed off my list of things I dreamed I would be good at. Life is getting easier by the cross.

He is always listening

For everything there is a correct way and an incorrect way.

How to rail a berm like a mountain monster:




How to smash through a berm and break a small tree like an amateur:

Cuntry Western wednesdays

I know it's not Wednesday, but lets pretend that you actually check this blog everyday and would actually notice and care if I wasn't up front with you.

In order to celebrate the fact that I've hit the road for the season these songs are all 'bout road trippin', truckin', etc... (is having 3 periods after the word etc redundant?)



If you don't love this song and movie, move to outer space.

Whats important is to have clarity of vision

Those of us who have been "involved" with the cultural phenomenon that is the Eddy Merkin Bicycle and Drinking Social Club for an Increasingly Vague Tomorrow know that one thing we have always been about is clarity of vision. We started this thing with crystal clear minds and laser like focus, and as you can see from the past amalgam of cultural treasures it would be a cold day in the hottest of hells that we would break from our orginal vision.

One thing that has helped? An annual catch phrase, something we can use when we sign our emails to each other and randomly send out text messages. Those of you who know, know that in 2010 we used the seminal "no mercy" and in that year we showed none. After the carnage laid by that unfiltered onslaught, 2011's slogan was meant as a meeting call, something to assuage our fury and so we used "I trust you" and the sacred hoop went unbroken.

Now, we find ourselves months into the new year, drifting amid an ocean of middling intoxication and half assed shred trips. What to say, whisper, spray paint, maybe turn into a sticker? I have a suggestion. 2012 Eddy Merkin "Lace the Pipe" that's right, This year we party.

GROUP B = Group the BEST

So fucking yes