I'm currently drinking warm PBR in bed in my van. Good think the Ruskies didn't win.

Lars Sternberg killing it again

Check out the new Lars and Bars video and also check out Matt Slaven he's a bad ass.

Lars N Bars Episode 3 from Transition Bikes on Vimeo.

Pizza Boomerang

Merry X-mas from the voice of reason.

Just Saying

Fuck you Norway

Apparently Norway is having a butter crisis which leads me again to ascertain that every other country in the world sucks. It also proves another point we are the funniest country in the world which leads me to believe Carrot Top is from the Ukraine.


Thank you butter for doing what we couldn't, ruin christmas.

In case you couldn't understand the last one maybe you can understand this. I think it's in foreign


Back to my point, America has butter you don't, and we're funny.


Also the only thing better than Norway having no butter is America has so much we're deep frying it. Fuck you Norway

Krunk Shox

Eddy Merkin meet Alex. Some of you have already met him if you haven't find him at the next race, bar, gutter etc and meet him, because Eddy Merkin+Team Robot+Krunk Shox= good for us bad for everyone else.

LEAGUE of LEAGUES (I could explain it to you, but it would involve things like words, graphs and maybe a power point so just look at this picture)



Here is Alex aka Krunk Shox gettin Krunk

You already have a pack, It's called Eddy Merkin!

Meet our new team member.

I love comedians and hate cops

DUDE BARN

Any of you people who read this should know of the Dude Barn it's basically the same thing as Eddy Merkin but for skateboarding. Not only do they party really fucking hard, but they're also really creative. Check out the videos below, then after you're done check out the Dude Barn site cause it's awesome then every week from now on return to the Dude Barn site and be reminded why America is Great.

This is Danny aka Stankin Rankin of cat shit records fame who did the Scraps the cat video I posted a bit ago. The video is his new jam about the world of online dating. Apparently Ok Cupid is a legit dating site where people go to slam check it out. Danny also owns and runs Affordable Beds a sweet bed shop in Northeast Portland. If you like sleeping, partying, drinking, skateboarding, biking or anything else awesome and need a bed go to affordable beds and tell Danny Verg sent you.

This other one is a Dude Barn rap project with Danny from above video and Brandon also from the Dude Barn.



Yep legit as fuck!

Merkin Approved

That's using your can.

Ginger

Our yearly Public Service Announcement. Gingers do have souls



At 2:20 he forgets that Gingers also have freckles



In conclusion I like gingers, especially with whiskey.

What were thankful for. Beers, babes, wheat, chain lube, swords, Y allens, Team Robot, employee discounts, PBR, puppies, veggie bacon, disc brakes, tubeless tires, berms, vans.

Eddy Merkin Trivia

I might make this into something that occurs at some sort of regular interval or I might give up on it like I did on college.
What's Better than a guy on a buffalo?

Leave your answer in the comments and if I don't hate it and the little bit of motivation I have left isn't wasted on getting drunk you might actually win something.

Charlie Kills it

Stole this shit from the TONIC FAB blog Charlie circa 2005. I would like to point out that I too have a jean vest only my is not black acid washed it's more of a lighter blue. Great minds think mediocre.

Here is a bike check on his Transition TR450 done like a pro.

Charlie Sponsel riding a TR450 from Jackson Gango on Vimeo.

Getting Klunk!

Fire Lane 5 anyone?

Lars N Bars gets Klunking from Transition Bikes on Vimeo.

Knowing is half the battle

Found these gems. They're a little history on the Merkin.

Cuntry Western wednesdays

It's not Wednesday but it's a weekly update that hasn't happened in about 5 months so lower your expectations already



I listen to this song every time I roll into Vegas. Kenny Rogers is so legit Wyclef remixed this song about 20 years later


Not really cuntry but solid as petrified shit. This jam is about Danny from the Dude Barn
cat Scraps


This is an old Mean Jeans video shot at Georges house

Fucked up-check
funny-check
Eddy Merkin approved-check

Text Mex

Got this gem the other day
"I just Krazy glued my fingers together. NO, not on purpose."