Mind Grenade

Hey kids you're going to want to grab a towel for this one because after you use it to clean up whats left of your melted face and your mind explodes you're probably going to want to jerk off, yeah it's that good! For anyone watching this that doesn't ride bikes you'll be amazed. For anyone that does ride you will realize how fucking insane this whole video is. Most riders could make a living from a 5 second clip of this video but this guy fucks with your head for 3 minutes. I think I might report it to Myth Busters because this whole video is unreal. Enjoy and don't feel weird if you get turned on it's natural.

Sound Roller: The Number of the Beast

Sound Roller: Burden of Death

Text Mex

This gem is from the same person as the text mex on 12/31
'Someone' went out for their roommate's birthday last night and celebrated a little too much...so 'someone' is watching the Super Bowl in the fetal position on the couch...that 'someone' is me...

Eddy Merkin is stepping up its game in 2013 and were going to start running merch. Here's our first offering, custom Eddy Merkin carbiners. They're not climbing they're for partying!

Text Mex

"Are you touring in the bear cave or whatever your weird van is called?"

Text Mex

At a concert and security confiscated my road soda...I am officially the youngest looking 30 year old ever...happy NYE!

PSA

In an effort make the readers of this blog a little less stupid I give you this.

Cuntry Western Wednesdays

Watch the videos below and realize that you have a long road ahead of you before you're even half as badass as either of of the first two people. The good thing is this site is a great place to start.  

 This is Hank 3's tribute GG Allin. 

 

 

 

 This is GG Allin  

 

 

 

This is message from Bourbon Crow by way of Eddy Merkin!

Thanksgiving!

Lets forget that this holiday is based on the fact that the Indians saved the unprepared pilgrims from starving by showing up with a feast of corn, turkey etc and in return we started a mass germicide that has been all but forgotten by modern America. Done with being a Debby Downer here's what we're thankful for: League of Leagues, tubeless tires, Sandy Ridge, 4x4 vans, aluminum, carbon, steel, ball bearings, suspension, flat bar cross bikes, Pabst, whiskey, tri-Allen's, torque wrenches, strip clubs, freedom, Jell-O shots, 40s, Slayer, burn outs, jumps, pump tracks, Team Robot, Malice, the internets, etc!

Cuntry Western wednesdays

Yep it's that time again where I post shit until lose motivation.


First off this song is about 1/3 of my dream a sailboat. The other 2/3s are a 4x4 van and a helicopter respectively. I also appreciate how he takes a horse onto his boat. It's that kind of out of the box thinking that makes Eddy Merkin seem reasonable.


"Pass me the bottle" pretty much sums up my day. Maybe a little more rockabilly, but it's all from the same place.


Found this gem.


Yep that dude. His other hits include "Lawyers, guns and money" as well as "Werevolves of London"

Fuck Youtah

This is an actual news story from Utah which proves that people in Utah are boring and stupid, Except for my friend Parker and Capt Ron. Here is the best part: "Adults in the neighbor hood looked inside but did not see any candy"

Rape Van Rock

 

Rape Van Hip Hop

Text Mex

This week has been a gold mine for text mex. I'm suspecting it has to to with lack of sleep and excess alcohol consumption.
"Gonna lay pipe in the room, keep er empty.."

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"I am bouncing with tht big boobed mama!"

AMERKIN!!!!

You can thank me later.

Air Sex World Champs

It's good to know that even in other sports you have to wear the stars and bars kit at the world champs. I wonder where they put the rainbow stripes at?

The More You Know....

A public service announcement from Eddy Merkin!!!!!

Cuntry Western Wednesdays

CUNTRY:


Shout out to you from Me


ROCK:
A soft one for the ladies that I know are cyber stalking us on this blog


Happy Belated Birthday Merica!!!!!!!

I somehow just recorded my bar conversation into text and this is what resulted.

Hey there LAMR MRN like to give you the guy Micik married and have another look at any of that I won't kidnap married
What time are you calling more Polypore and available in San Diego
Mary Kennedy lived with another guy in another girl and they were going to put in her client would like to do that it is going to go to five

Anyone ever have a car disappear? Anyone ever have a second car disappear? Woke up this morning and our rental car was MIA. We went to the rental car place and reported it lost or stolen and now I'm on a plane to Portland. I'll let you know how this turns out, but whatever happens I'm sure a great story will come of it.