Rob Warner Quotes

"He went down faster than a French breast implant"

You suck more than last year.

Remember last year and the year before when I challenged all members of Eddy Merkin to and post to this fucking blog and remembered when they didn't. Well I'm posting another challenge to quit sucking at life. You guys all need to quit being pieces of shit and promote the collective piece of shit that is Eddy Merkin. If you're reading this at work then you're off to a good start, but it's not enough. Post something, do somethign and quit sucking at everything.

FYI

We Run tings.

Got these babies in the mail the other day. If your awesome expect some to show up at your house or place of business. If you suck send me a dollar and you might get one.

Also this is third World Cop the highest grossing Jamaican film ever and it's badass so badass that we decided to copy it for the sticker. BRUUUP!




Run Weh!

Dem Dam Thang Boyz!!!

These guys live at the DUDE BARN and are awesome. The dude barn is like Eddy Merkin but for skate boarding. If you don't know Dem Dam Thang Boys then go here and watch the rest of their shit. You'll be quizzed on it later.

Hole Lee Shit

Check out the still shots around 2:05 fucking mind blowing.

Eddy Merkin Interview Process.

We're accepting sponsorship applications.

We still hate cops.

Collin Furze

This post was originally going to be another one about how awesome Dirt Mag is but then it turned into how awesome Colin Furze is. He's appears to be British but so is Peaty so we'll let it slide



and again



and again




Car with no heads at 10000 RPM. I didn't do the metric conversion so I don't know how many revolutions per minutes that is in America



And finally the kind of engineering, inspiration and complete stupidity that Eddy Merkin can rally around

Building



Riding

Hardtimes and Hardtails

These videos prove that hard tails are still fun and here at Eddy Merkin that's what we're about.

SHAN RULES from Dams Nosella on Vimeo.

DH and NOFX this Japanese dude might be better at being American than most of the fucking US

Text Mex

brought to you by Max. you don't know him, but he's awesome.
"So I'm building a bunch of show bikes for Ridley and found out that it goes a lot better if I drink whiskey while I do. We'll see how they look in the morning"




Disclaimer this is a picuture that came up when I searched Max's full name it's not actually a picture of Max but it's rad so fuck it.

Blowin shit up

I'm currently drinking warm PBR in bed in my van. Good thing the Ruskies didn't win.

Lars Sternberg killing it again

Check out the new Lars and Bars video and also check out Matt Slaven he's a bad ass.

Lars N Bars Episode 3 from Transition Bikes on Vimeo.

Pizza Boomerang

Merry X-mas from the voice of reason.

Just Saying

Fuck you Norway

Apparently Norway is having a butter crisis which leads me again to ascertain that every other country in the world sucks. It also proves another point we are the funniest country in the world which leads me to believe Carrot Top is from the Ukraine.


Thank you butter for doing what we couldn't, ruin christmas.

In case you couldn't understand the last one maybe you can understand this. I think it's in foreign


Back to my point, America has butter you don't, and we're funny.


Also the only thing better than Norway having no butter is America has so much we're deep frying it. Fuck you Norway

Krunk Shox

Eddy Merkin meet Alex. Some of you have already met him if you haven't find him at the next race, bar, gutter etc and meet him, because Eddy Merkin+Team Robot+Krunk Shox= good for us bad for everyone else.

LEAGUE of LEAGUES (I could explain it to you, but it would involve things like words, graphs and maybe a power point so just look at this picture)



Here is Alex aka Krunk Shox gettin Krunk

You already have a pack, It's called Eddy Merkin!

Meet our new team member.

I love comedians and hate cops