Thursday, January 29, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Riding fixies like this? Answer

Ethar more people don't ride fixies like that cause when they see dudes riding 20"s like this they just want to head back to the track and the tuff urban streets they call home. Chris Hoy knows how to ride a fixie, dude was going to race an F1 car. Riding street on a fixie is kind of like going quail hunting with a bow and arrow, sure you may get one every once in a while but when you look back on all the time you wasted getting there you might as well have purchased a shot gun and used the rest of the two weeks feasting on the countless quail haul laughing at videos of guys using bows and arrows

Party Time

Everyone knows it, people have been talking about it for decades, if you have been living in a cave some where chained up watching shadows you may not know that 2009 is party time. In honor of this 365 day party we have been blessed with I would like to present the Ozark Mountain Daredevils. The way I see it, if you are at work or school and don't have time to do up a proper party, just can't squeeze in a shot or bowl, line or snort, huff or hit, then just pump this song for its complete 5 minutes and enjoy the high. This is kind of like watching videos of people do salvia.


Just remember every day is oh so precious, make the most out of it


This is not from 2009 but if you haven't yet had the privilege of having Ruben Alcantara saw off the top of your head, fill your brain with an unstable cocktail of black powder and glycerin, stick in a wick, sew the top back on, light the mother fucker and BLOW YOUR MIND well here is your chance.


Oh and Verg I don't think that dude with the PBR coffin is going to hell, no, that man is bribing his way into heaven.

Monday, January 12, 2009

PBR for life (and death)

This dude likes PBR so much he got a fucking casket. Party with the devil.

It's broke and needs fixin'


Yo our man vapor ate some shit real good and done broke his leg. Sacrifice any and all animals (cept cats cause he loves 'em) to appease the gods of darkness and to promote a speedy recovery to shredding. If you would like to cheer him up weed, booze or sweet bike mags (DIRT) should help.

This baristenger deserves some respect!



If there were more people riding fixies like this the fixie scene wouldn't so lame.

Heavy Metal!

Monday, January 5, 2009

NOISE ride clip

I forgot that I had this clip on the computer. Sorry it's a couple months late but here you go.