This will be a new feature of Eddy Merkin in which I repeat funny text messages I get. You may all post to this thread/format shit and keep it rolling. All names will be withheld to protect the innocent, unless the person is a pussy and them I'm calling you out.
"Just saw a guy masturbating in the Fred Meyer Parking lot. Fact"
"I blacked out last night. Fact"
First installment done and if you want to be part of the shame/fame send me some funny shit.
Fuck you I'm out.