Monday, January 25, 2010

After Black Hammer Hammer

Just thought we should get started on the right foot. The following images are an interpretation of this first one. One of the best things about gravity is that it is free and we believe that gravity, like freedom, needs to be enjoyed to the fullest. Like knifing some beggar in the street because he looked at you wrong. Syncopate your breathing, think of still water, center yourself, its coming.

Here is your winner, after the race he kept raving about how craigslist was the best way to buy a friend for the evening. We were all like "what the fuck we're here for free."

Here is your loser. Well truly other than that first bearded dude from the 300, we all were losers, its just that Verg does it so much better than the rest of us.

Its nice to know that some bars still keep a family portrait on the walls. I could go on and on about all the great motor racing teams this family has sponsored. From hyrdoplane boats to dragsters Budweiser advocates going fast and drinking, we couldn't agree more. If we weren't Eddy Merkin we would probably be apologizing that we don't have more pictures from the event. Well as Verg says "Never Sorry," if you wanted to see what it was like, invent a time machine, go back in time to when the coke was pure, then come forward in time to the start of the race with bags of the shit to make up for the fact that you weren't there the first time around.

See you at the next round


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