Well everyone today is the last day on the earth as we know it so I suggest that we party harder than usual. The Rapture is coming, no not the shitty band. God is pissed off and we're all going to hell. Think about it does it really matter if we go to hell 60 years early. We're there forever and so I think in the end 60 years isn't going to bum me out too much (although I have yet to do drugs off a strippers tits). Anyways see you guys in hell after 6PM eastern time 3PM Pacific, and don't forget to bring your coozy. It's going to be hard to keep your beer cold down there.
Just our luck right when we got some publicity on Vital MTB (check the sticker on the tool box) the world is ending. Yep that's about right.
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