I was trying to sit down and catch up with some awesome word base cellular communications I've received recently and got this gem.
"I'm drinking jack and ginger at a party without Shimano, it feels weird."
Got this one a while ago held on to it to protect the identity.
"got a booty text on the way home. Going to stay at that girl's house. Blankets are out for you. See you in the AM."
This one was completely random and unsolicited.
"Band name Blooddiaper"