We'll kids it's been a while since the last text mex, but this one might be the best. I usually make these anonomys, but I have to post the author.
My little sister.
"have you ever had a shower beer"
My little sister
"they're awesome, I just had a PBR one, and I told mom about them, and she tried one and thinks they're awesome"
Finally roof that awesomeness is genetic!