________ Pic #8 aka Eddy Merkin Babysitters Club

So for this one folks I chose "Pabst pic" and lo and behold a giant swarm of perfection appeared like a narwhal on my screen. This image sums up my take on raising children, treat them like an adult. Just think how much this kids dad loves him. He is sharing with his dad his most prized possession. Sorry ran out of poetic words and its late. But I do recommend that you Google image pabst pic there's some sweet shit

________pic #7 aka Merkin Mobile

In celebration of Kyle and I finishing cyclocross jump #2 we have "jump pic" Yeah fuckers that's right a fucking tank catching air. Even better apparently this thing is called a Merkava, now kids doesn't that sound awfully close to Merkin,. Why yes it sure as shit does. So there you have it ________ pic #7 and the official vehicle of eddy merkin all wrapped up in a nice little box dripping with blood. I know what I want from Satan for Christmas this year.