Having more fun than you

I can safely say that we had more fun than anyone else riding bikes in Portland last Sunday.

We could have overhauled our cross bikes. We could have embrocated our legs. We could have put on $1500 worth of cycling gear and rode to the coffee shop. We could have done intervals. We also could have done laps around Sauvie's Island, but we didn't. What we did do was start drinking at 10:00am, shred the shit out of our bikes, and eat steak at the Acrop while drinking $5 pitchers of Natural Ice and looking at the finest coked-out strippers the Sabbath has to offer.

Some people call it partying, some people call it going to church, some may even call it a bike ride, I call it life.

What we're thankful for

This time of year it's very important for us to reflect on what Eddy Merkin is thankful for and so I give you this: guns, beers, breakfast at the Acrop, fire, the gyroscopic effect of bicycle wheels, high school girls staying the same age, gravity, torque specs, fortified wine, malt liquor, humor, Portland, mud tires, this blog, black metal, duct tape, PBR, crossbows, the faces of meth campaign, blackouts, brownouts, pinkouts, thumbguns, being cooler than you, boobs, vj's, burritos, stand up jet skis, super swampers, concealed carry laws, partying, cool people that ride bikes (you know who you are), the Yamhill Pub, the Mean Jeans, Emperor. I'm sure I've forgot something, but my beer is empty.

snug life

This is what race support is like.

Fuck hulk hogan

This shit doesnt make sense but it fucking rules.

TEXT MEX-AGE

This will be a new feature of Eddy Merkin in which I repeat funny text messages I get. You may all post to this thread/format shit and keep it rolling. All names will be withheld to protect the innocent, unless the person is a pussy and them I'm calling you out.

"Just saw a guy masturbating in the Fred Meyer Parking lot. Fact"

"I blacked out last night. Fact"

First installment done and if you want to be part of the shame/fame send me some funny shit.

Fuck you I'm out.

Mean Jeans Yeah They Party

Read this article or you fucking suck, wait you will still suck cause you do.

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/radical-dudes/Content?oid=1830883

________ Pic #8 aka Eddy Merkin Babysitters Club

So for this one folks I chose "Pabst pic" and lo and behold a giant swarm of perfection appeared like a narwhal on my screen. This image sums up my take on raising children, treat them like an adult. Just think how much this kids dad loves him. He is sharing with his dad his most prized possession. Sorry ran out of poetic words and its late. But I do recommend that you Google image pabst pic there's some sweet shit

Confused? Try one of these...

2nd Gate on the left

Skeet Chute/Headhunter from Jon Gustavson on Vimeo.